Why was Elon Musk selling flamethrowers? Because 2017 was the year he decided that digging tunnels wasn’t enough—he also needed to provide us with the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Launch of the “Boring Company”
It’s just a room where you try to outrun a giant ‘Denied’ stamp. Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI… Read More »2017 Legacy: The HMO Gym
I’m “pride-ful” of my high scores. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Furniture
Why did America cry? Because “Holding the Door” for the next administration was starting to feel like a very heavy job for the Democrats. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Hodor “Hold the Door” Episode
Why were they never getting older? Because in 2016, this song played so much that time actually stopped moving forward for a while. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Chainsmokers (Closer)
One, but they have to put their head in their elbow after every single turn of the bulb. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Dabb-er
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2015 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
Why did the lawyer have three different smartwatches? One for the Pacific Time billables, one for Eastern Time, and one for “Apocalypse Time.” Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Power Move
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the plot. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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