2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that “Inflation” and “Border” were the only two words that voters remembered when they… Read More »2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
2023 Classic: The Indictment Summer
Why did Donald Trump have so many court dates in 2023? Because he’s the only person in America who treats a “Mugshot” like a “LinkedIn… Read More »2023 Classic: The Indictment Summer
2022 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Doris
2021 Vintage: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” tip on a meme-stock. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I promise I’ve quarantined! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2020 Classic: The Ken
2020 Archive: The “Nathan Apodaca” Cranberry Juice Video
Why was he longboarding? Because 2020 was a vibe, and a man drinking juice while listening to Fleetwood Mac was the only bit of peace… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Nathan Apodaca” Cranberry Juice Video
2019 Vintage: The Witcher (Netflix) Fan
“Toss a coin to your… electrician.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Tossing Coin” to the 2020 planning meeting? Because he watched The Witcher and wanted to “Toss a coin to his… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
2018 Legacy: The Aquaman Fan
One, but they have to do it underwater while riding a seahorse. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Aquaman Fan
2017 Classic: The Launch of the “Boring Company”
Why was Elon Musk selling flamethrowers? Because 2017 was the year he decided that digging tunnels wasn’t enough—he also needed to provide us with the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Launch of the “Boring Company”