Why did lawyers relate to the movie Office Space? Except for the part where the main character stops caring—lawyers never stop caring about their billable hours.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
The power of three... laughs!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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