2022 Classic: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

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@MIRC_Ghost11/03/2011 11:53Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/30/2007 23:20Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Baywatch_Runner04/09/1998 09:17Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/28/2008 14:30I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Myspace_First_Friend10/02/2006 01:53I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Best_Viewed_IE409/25/2007 00:04Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@YouTube_Beta_User08/22/2003 08:29I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!