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2017 Archive: The Lion

 I’m “pride-ful” of my high scores.

Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro11/23/2003 15:25Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Voodoo_3dfx04/12/2005 15:43The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Daria_Morg05/06/2006 02:42My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Celebrity_DM03/03/2002 15:34Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Liger_Owner_X01/31/2003 02:06It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Hansel_So_Hot01/22/2015 17:12That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Prestige_World_W08/15/2010 16:28Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Beanie_Campbell11/28/1996 04:22True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@ODP_Editor_9902/28/2009 18:53Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Net_Neutrality04/18/2009 13:09Equality for all jokes!

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