2021 Vintage: The Plum

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/20/2010 11:58Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Blockbuster_Refugee02/15/1998 04:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Matrix_Rebel05/10/2006 21:20I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Msdos_Expert07/25/2002 05:26DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/13/2009 13:31Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Bill_Nye_Fan05/28/2014 01:18Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Evil_Kermit_M02/24/2003 06:17Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Guestbook_Signer02/01/2000 07:42Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/29/1999 18:44My mind is blown by how funny this is.