2020 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I promise I’ve quarantined!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@MIRC_Ghost04/23/1995 03:12Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Snake_Game_Pro10/29/2008 14:21I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Friends_Lover03/28/2015 18:57Could this joke BE any funnier?

@He_Man_Power04/30/2002 04:54I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Harambe_Memories04/25/2015 08:14Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Animated_Mail_G03/08/2007 03:13The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Top_List_Winner03/12/2010 13:38Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/13/1999 05:24The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!