Why was Elon Musk selling flamethrowers? Because 2017 was the year he decided that digging tunnels wasn’t enough—he also needed to provide us with the ultimate tool for a zombie apocalypse.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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