Why did America cry? Because “Holding the Door” for the next administration was starting to feel like a very heavy job for the Democrats.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.