2009 Archive: The “Paparazzi” Lady Gaga
Why was everyone taking photos? Because Gaga told us that “real good, we’re dancing in the studio,” and we wanted to prove we were “glam-patriotic.”… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Paparazzi” Lady Gaga
2009 Classic: The Modern Family Debut
“We’re just like the show!” “Which part? The dysfunctional one?” “No, the part where we talk to a camera instead of each other.” Part of the 52… Read More »2009 Classic: The Modern Family Debut
2008 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a bankruptcy filing to the funeral? Just in case the deceased owed him for a 1999 consultation. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Inheritance
2008 Classic: The Tropic Thunder
“I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er!” The bartender says, “Sir, this is a salad bar.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis &… Read More »2008 Classic: The Tropic Thunder
2007 Legacy: The Jaime Pressly Surprise
Why did she win for My Name Is Earl? For proving that a trailer park attitude and a “Joy” name-tag are the ultimate accessories. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Jaime Pressly Surprise
2005 Vintage: The Scientist
“We’ve sent a probe to Titan, but I still can’t find a bulb that doesn’t buzz.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 –… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Scientist
2005 Legacy: The Sailor
“A burnt bulb is just a lighthouse with no stories.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Chris Rock Opener
Why did Chris Rock call Jude Law the “most hardworking man in Hollywood”? To remind us that in 2004, you couldn’t watch a movie, a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Chris Rock Opener
2004 Vintage: The Hicham El Guerrouj Double
Why was the 1500m/5000m double so special? Because the Moroccan legend finally won the Olympic gold he’d been chasing for a decade—and then decided to… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Hicham El Guerrouj Double
2004 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did Harvie Krumpet win? To prove that claymation and bad luck are a winning combination. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return… Read More »2004 Archive: The Best Animated Short