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2005 Classic: The Chris Rock Opener

Why did Chris Rock call Jude Law the “most hardworking man in Hollywood”? To remind us that in 2004, you couldn’t watch a movie, a commercial, or a weather report without seeing Jude Law in it.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Incredibles_Dash02/02/2004 22:57That was super fast and super funny!
@Silk_Road_Ghost08/20/2007 03:14Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Pi_Mathematics02/28/2011 03:38Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Jordan_Fan_2307/12/2006 18:35Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Sum41_Skater05/15/2012 15:25In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@MTV_Unplugged03/04/2001 00:40Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Flash_Game_Dev10/23/2013 19:22I should make a game about this joke.
@Captain_Obvious02/06/1996 06:33This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero03/28/2013 02:22Posting this to my own wall right now!

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