Why did lawyers relate to the movie Office Space? Except for the part where the main character stops caring—lawyers never stop caring about their billable hours.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Office Space Realization
Why was she the queen? Because Lauryn proved she didn’t need the Fugees to make the most soulful, perfect album of the year, sweeping the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Lauryn Hill “Miseducation” Masterpiece
Why the dragon? For proving that Eddie Murphy could voice any animal (or mythical creature) and still steal the movie from the actual protagonist. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Mulan Dishonor
“If I plant this bulb, will a lamp grow?” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
How do you know a lawyer is lying? His ties are usually straight, but his stories aren’t. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Mirror Test
Why did the monitor say “NOT FOR SALE”? The director brought his bootleg copy of “Saving Private Ryan” to work. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Classic: The Screener Tape
Why was the accountant afraid of “Confinity” (PayPal)? He didn’t believe you could send money through something usually used for looking at cat pictures. Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The PayPal Start
Why was Jeff Goldblum confused? Because he came back for the sequel only to realize that CGI dinosaurs are much harder to act with when… Read More »1997 Classic: The Lost World Dinosaur Fatigue
Why didn’t any lawyers compete in the Atlanta Olympics? Because they can’t run without chasing a car. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Olympic Spirit
Impossible Memo: Why did the memo self-destruct? Because it was sent to a 1996 ink-jet printer. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mission
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