2004 Legacy: The GTA
San Andreas Suit: Why did the lawyer sue Rockstar Games? He claimed the game was “too realistic” because it featured police officers who actually questioned the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The GTA
2002 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2002 Vintage: Vin Diesel (xXx)
Why was he an extreme spy? Because in 2002, James Bond was too classy, and we needed a guy with a neck tattoo to jump… Read More »2002 Vintage: Vin Diesel (xXx)
2002 Archive: The Wedding Video
She’s started “editing” the wedding video to make it look like her daughter was kidnapped by a very boring pirate. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2002 Archive: The Wedding Video
2002 Classic: The Signs Fan
“Is it a crop circle? No, it’s just the shadow of the burnt-out bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic… Read More »2002 Classic: The Signs Fan
2002 Vintage: The Salt Lake City “Light the Fire Within”
Why was the slogan so literal? Because the torch was lit and the atmosphere was so hot it melted the ice—metaphorically. Part of the 52… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Salt Lake City “Light the Fire Within”
2001 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to count how many seconds I’ve spent blinking. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Calculator
2000 Legacy: The Fire
I’m a match. I’m just “lit.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Defense Budget “Black Hole”
Why can’t the Pentagon pass an audit? Because in 2000, “Accountability” was considered an “Asymmetric Threat” to the procurement process. Part of the 35 Military… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Defense Budget “Black Hole”
1999 Archive: The Napster Joke
A guy walks into a bar, takes a sip of someone else’s beer, and walks out. The bartender yells, “Hey!” The guy says, “It’s okay,… Read More »1999 Archive: The Napster Joke