Why can’t the Pentagon pass an audit? Because in 2000, “Accountability” was considered an “Asymmetric Threat” to the procurement process.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
I should make a game about this joke.