Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for the finale!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
2024 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »
39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
My CPU is running hot after this one!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
We created a monster... of a joke!