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2001 Classic: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to count how many seconds I’ve spent blinking.

Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
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The Library Book
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2008 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Said To
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The First Aid Kit
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2025 Joke: We Were Having Tea
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Eminem_Fan_0006/05/2007 14:22Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Startup_Kid09/28/1999 15:34Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Voodoo_3dfx01/01/2005 06:48The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Agent_Smith_0108/11/2005 13:33It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Pretty_In_Pink10/02/2013 19:06Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Challenge_Acc06/04/2005 03:48Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Deal_With_It_G01/01/2000 20:11Deal with it. This is gold.
@Social_Media_G09/15/1997 02:56I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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