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2002 Vintage: Vin Diesel (xXx)

 Why was he an extreme spy? Because in 2002, James Bond was too classy, and we needed a guy with a neck tattoo to jump off a bridge for no reason.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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