Why did the lawyer bring a bankruptcy filing to the funeral? Just in case the deceased owed him for a 1999 consultation.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I see what you did there. Clever!