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1995 Archive: The Mortal Kombat Movie

Why the laughter? For a film that proved that video games and cinema are like oil and water—they don’t mix, but they sure do make a lot of noise.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/20/1995 10:57You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Java_Applet_User08/20/2002 11:10This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Full_House_Michelle04/09/2009 11:07You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Trololo_Man_7001/10/2008 18:27Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@YouTube_Beta_User12/18/1995 11:18I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Neopets_Trader01/21/1998 06:44Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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