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One, but they have to put their head in their elbow after every single turn of the bulb.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

@ICQ_Master9912/09/2010 01:59Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Msdos_Expert12/27/1998 11:06DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Brazil_Terry_G07/02/2014 22:09Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S08/20/2014 19:30I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Goosebumps_Kid03/30/2009 10:47Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Top_Gun_Maverick10/25/2015 07:01I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Footloose_Ren05/05/2010 06:53Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Harambe_Memories08/28/1997 10:25Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).