Why were they never getting older? Because in 2016, this song played so much that time actually stopped moving forward for a while.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Posting this to my own wall right now!