2009 Classic: The Twilight Eclipse
Why was the saga hit? Because the Razzies realized that “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” both suffered from the same problem: “Team Bad Acting.” Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The Twilight Eclipse
2008 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a bailout check? So he could “liquidate” in the afterlife. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Final Summary
2008 Archive: The T-Mobile G1
Why did the lawyer buy the first Android phone? He wanted to see if “Open Source” meant “Open Litigation.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The T-Mobile G1
2008 Vintage: The Iron Suit
Why did the dad put aluminum foil on his pajamas in 2008? Because he wanted to be the “Iron Man” of nap time. Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Iron Suit
2005 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Almost”
Why was Tony Stewart the champion? Because Jimmie was still learning how to finish the “Chase,” but the #48 car was starting to look like… Read More »2005 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Almost”
2005 Vintage: The Ghost’s Car
What kind of car does a ghost drive? A “Boo-ick.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The USB 2.0 Flash Drive
Why was 256MB considered “infinite”? Because you could store your entire resume and still have room for a 30-second clip of a cat sneezing. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The USB 2.0 Flash Drive
2003 Classic: The Sandstorms of March
Why did the invasion pause? Because Mother Nature decided that “Shock and Awe” needed a giant, orange filter and a lot of grit in everyone’s… Read More »2003 Classic: The Sandstorms of March
2003 Vintage: The Internet Search Formalities
Insisting on typing a full greeting into the search bar, resulting in entries like: “Good afternoon Yahoo, please show me the hours for the local… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Internet Search Formalities
2003 Classic: Jet (Are You Gonna Be My Girl)
Why did it sound like the 60s? Because in 2003, we were so tired of pop that we decided to pretend we were at a… Read More »2003 Classic: Jet (Are You Gonna Be My Girl)