“I’ve already analyzed your room’s lumen output, ordered a replacement from a drone-delivery service, and filed a complaint with the electric company. Would you like me to book a therapist for your fear of the dark?”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
... (Laughter in silence).
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