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2005 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Almost”

Why was Tony Stewart the champion? Because Jimmie was still learning how to finish the “Chase,” but the #48 car was starting to look like a permanent fixture in the top five.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes09/05/2000 18:21Standard classic. Never gets old.
@DVD_Collector06/29/2002 12:07Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Daria_Morg01/05/2015 10:02My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Overly_Attached10/27/2007 14:25I’m watching you... read this joke!
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@Mondo_Media_X10/03/2009 23:41Top tier web animation humor!
@Slow_Clap_Guy02/13/2011 22:58...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Influencer_9901/25/2001 19:59My followers need to see this!

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