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2009 Classic: The Twilight Eclipse

 Why was the saga hit? Because the Razzies realized that “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” both suffered from the same problem: “Team Bad Acting.”

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/14/2012 10:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/12/2001 16:40The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Butthead_Uhhh06/13/2011 23:23Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Double_Rainbow_G09/30/2004 20:57What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Map_Maker_X04/30/1998 15:10The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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