2014 Archive: The “Loom Band” Craze
Why were kids making bracelets? To prove that in 2014, you could build a multi-million dollar industry out of tiny rubber bands, which is still… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Loom Band” Craze
2012 Classic: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Cosmic Dread’. That’s a spiritual issue.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The HMO
2011 Archive: The Royal Wedding Fan
Two. One to screw it in, and one to wear a fascinator hat so big nobody can see the light anyway. Part of the 68… Read More »2011 Archive: The Royal Wedding Fan
2011 Archive: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Maria Sharapova Elbow
Why was she struggling? Because the comeback from injury was harder than anyone thought, and the “Next Sharapova” was already being scouted in Russia. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Maria Sharapova Elbow
2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2 Return
Why was the griller acting like a tech mogul? Because Tony Stark was back, and the Dad at the BBQ was convinced his new spatula… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2 Return
2010 Classic: The Wall Street 2
I told her “Greed is good.” She told me, “Paying the mortgage is better.” Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Wall Street 2
2010 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
2010 Classic: The Bounty Hunter’s Logic
Why were Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler nominated? Because the only person they managed to “capture” was the audience, who couldn’t find the exit fast… Read More »2010 Classic: The Bounty Hunter’s Logic
2009 Archive: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Is your scalpel H1N1-certified?” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified