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1999 Classic: The Launch of Alibaba

 Why was China’s tech scene waking up? Because Jack Ma started a small e-commerce site, unaware he was about to change how every package on Earth is delivered.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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