1998 Archive: The 128MB RAM

Why was the computer so fast? It had enough memory to open two documents at once!

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_T80004/21/1995 05:36I’ll be back... to read this again.

@USB_Pioneer05/07/2011 00:49Plug and Play laughter!

@Champ_Kind_Wham01/06/2015 08:35WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Chain_Mail_Hater12/01/1998 22:58I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Leave_Britney_A07/07/1997 08:35Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Grinds_My_Gears06/08/2012 07:09You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Deal_With_It_G01/08/2000 22:15Deal with it. This is gold.