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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

@Tripod_Member09/11/1995 00:26Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Independence_Day04/27/2008 23:02Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@OfficeWorker_9905/17/1997 21:41I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Fight_Club_Member11/14/2012 07:59I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Badger_Badger_M06/24/2014 09:50Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Noob_Slayer_X09/10/2002 23:56Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.