2021 Vintage: The Gas Price Surge
Why was it $4.00 a gallon again? Because the world “Re-opened” and everyone realized they had forgotten how to drive and how to pay for… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Gas Price Surge
2021 Classic: The Apple Watch “Series 7” Screen
Why was the boss squinting? Because the screen was 20% bigger, which just meant he could see his “Overdue” tasks in higher resolution. Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Apple Watch “Series 7” Screen
2021 Vintage: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my digital gains. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The “Fake News” (Pandemic Edition)
Why was it so dangerous? Because in 2020, “Alternative Medicine” was just “Google Search” with a more confident tone. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Fake News” (Pandemic Edition)
2017 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
2017 Legacy: The “La La Land” Sweeter Win
Why did it win 6 Oscars? To make the heartbreak at the end of the night feel even more like a movie plot. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “La La Land” Sweeter Win
2016 Archive: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Archive: The Wendy
2016 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why was Anomalisa snubbed? Because the Academy still isn’t sure if puppets having a mid-life crisis is “Animation” or just “Too Real.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
2015 Classic: The Carol Gazes
Why Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara? For a movie where 90% of the acting was done through gloves, hats, and very intense staring in 1950s… Read More »2015 Classic: The Carol Gazes
2014 Legacy: The Normal Heart Win
Why did the HBO film win? For reminding us that TV still has a mission, and Mark Ruffalo has infinite supplies of tears. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Normal Heart Win