I’m “pride-ful” of my digital gains.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
One joke to rule them all!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I am crying... with laughter!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.