Goo Goo Dolls have been singing “I just want you to know who I am” for six months straight. We know, Johnny. We know.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
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