1998 Archive: The “Iris” Overplay
Goo Goo Dolls have been singing “I just want you to know who I am” for six months straight. We know, Johnny. We know. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Iris” Overplay
1998 Archive: The “Saving Private Ryan” Respect
Why was the parade so quiet? Because Spielberg’s masterpiece reminded us all that “Independence” came with a price much higher than a pack of sparklers.… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Saving Private Ryan” Respect
1998 Archive: The 128MB RAM
Why was the computer so fast? It had enough memory to open two documents at once! Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Archive: The 128MB RAM
1996 Vintage: The Computer in Every Classroom
Why was this Clinton’s big goal? So kids could spend less time doing math and more time emailing the President for a lower voting age.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Computer in Every Classroom
1996 Vintage: The Polite Presidential Debates
Why were the 1996 debates so civil? Because Bob Dole was too polite to win, and Bill Clinton was too popular to care. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Polite Presidential Debates
1996 Classic: The ATM Card
Why did the dad put his ATM card in the freezer? He wanted to “freeze” his assets. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The ATM Card
1996 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Demi Moore and Burt Reynolds? Because their chemistry was less “explosive” and more “uncomfortable family reunion.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
1995 Archive: The Fish
Why did the blonde put her fish in the freezer? She wanted “frozen” fish sticks. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fish