Why were the 1996 debates so civil? Because Bob Dole was too polite to win, and Bill Clinton was too popular to care.
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
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