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1996 Vintage: The Computer in Every Classroom

Why was this Clinton’s big goal? So kids could spend less time doing math and more time emailing the President for a lower voting age.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder03/21/2010 10:03I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@C++_Dev_9807/14/2001 11:46I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Floppy_Fanatic01/12/2010 18:24Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Inkjet_Printers11/28/2004 05:18Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/31/2014 19:49Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Oracle_Says05/08/1995 00:42I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Brennan_Huff_X02/10/2001 21:50I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Gaia_Online_Gold10/14/2012 05:33Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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