Why did the dad put his ATM card in the freezer? He wanted to “freeze” his assets.
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DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
One billion... laughs!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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