Why Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara? For a movie where 90% of the acting was done through gloves, hats, and very intense staring in 1950s department stores.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
Why the fire and water? For a Pixar movie that suggested that the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
2023 Legacy: The May December Hat
Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
Why Bryan Cranston? For a movie that asked: "What if Walter White...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web "Ambulance"
Why the memes? For a movie where Dakota Johnson looked like she w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!