Why was it $4.00 a gallon again? Because the world “Re-opened” and everyone realized they had forgotten how to drive and how to pay for it at the same time.
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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