2024 Archive: The “Childless Cat Ladies” Quote
Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world that in politics, “Cats” are more protected by the internet than “Tax… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Childless Cat Ladies” Quote
2024 Vintage: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the GPU shortages. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Water
I’m “streaming” the live-action remakes. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Neural-Minerals’.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Napoleon Hat
“I’m a short king!” “You’re 5’9”, Steve. You’re just a regular-sized guy with an ego. Get over yourself.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy… Read More »2023 Archive: The Napoleon Hat
2022 Legacy: The “HIMARS” O’Clock
Why did Russian ammunition dumps start disappearing at night? Because the U.S. delivered a “Precision Delivery Service” that always arrives exactly when the enemy is… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “HIMARS” O’Clock
2022 Archive: The Electronic Tap Tithe Panic
The ushers introducing a wireless card reader for the collection, resulting in a three-minute traffic jam in the center aisle because an elder kept tapping… Read More »2022 Archive: The Electronic Tap Tithe Panic
2022 Archive: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the mystery. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: Bad Bunny
Why was he the biggest artist on Earth? Because in 2022, he proved that you can rule the world with “Un Verano Sin Ti” and… Read More »2022 Vintage: Bad Bunny
2021 Archive: The Sergio Ramos to PSG
Why was the medical room so crowded? Because Ramos joined Messi in Paris but spent the first six months watching the games from a very… Read More »2021 Archive: The Sergio Ramos to PSG