Why did Russian ammunition dumps start disappearing at night? Because the U.S. delivered a “Precision Delivery Service” that always arrives exactly when the enemy is trying to sleep.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).