“I’m a short king!” “You’re 5’9”, Steve. You’re just a regular-sized guy with an ego. Get over yourself.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
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The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.