The ushers introducing a wireless card reader for the collection, resulting in a three-minute traffic jam in the center aisle because an elder kept tapping his phone against the device until it accidentally paid with his personal digital wallet.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
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38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Found a real treasure with this one.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Waddle on over and read this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?