2023 Classic: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Neural-Minerals’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

@Keyboard_Warrior11/05/1998 14:05F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Goonies_Never_D07/12/1999 19:37Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Infoseek_Explorer05/01/2006 03:57Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Digg_Submitter_0503/23/2004 03:17Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/05/2000 00:07I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Deal_With_It_G12/25/2011 06:14Deal with it. This is gold.