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2003 Classic: The Sandstorms of March

Why did the invasion pause? Because Mother Nature decided that “Shock and Awe” needed a giant, orange filter and a lot of grit in everyone’s eyes.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WebTV_Viewer10/13/2006 07:33Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@DVD_Collector03/21/1996 21:11Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/01/2004 17:28The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/10/2008 15:37I am crying... with laughter!
@Mean_Girls_Regina02/07/1997 04:06Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Inkjet_Printers09/09/1996 08:27Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@SoundBlaster_AWE04/06/2010 13:41Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Cyber_Security_X01/20/2011 04:51Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Wayne_World_Ex09/29/2012 03:47Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Arthas_Fan_0208/14/1997 01:09Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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