2009 Archive: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Is your scalpel H1N1-certified?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

@Napster_King03/26/2000 09:54I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@BBS_Sysop01/02/2008 18:20Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Fight_Club_Tyler02/20/2001 18:12The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Trinity_Matrix10/15/2005 23:46Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Ghostbusters_V02/26/2008 13:30Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Everquest_Solo11/10/2009 19:31Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.