Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
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A: One is ...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!