2008 Archive: The Final Summary

Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a bailout check? So he could “liquidate” in the afterlife.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Tamagotchi_Sitter11/24/1996 12:01My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Transformers_OP06/29/2005 00:34Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Flashdance_What01/24/2004 05:02What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Liger_Owner_X01/17/2005 01:38It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog12/14/2010 07:50Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Bebo_Lover_0505/04/2010 11:12Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Smosh_Old_School05/12/2003 06:03Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@No_Way_Jose10/17/2010 16:56No way! That’s too much!