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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Diablo_Cow_Level05/29/1997 18:30There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Hanson_Fan_9711/28/2001 20:33Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Inkjet_Printers08/11/1999 09:27Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Cow_And_Chicken12/28/2004 04:32Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Goldmember_I_L05/22/1997 05:12I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Frame_Set_Wizard08/16/2002 11:56I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Runescape_Noob08/18/2008 15:57Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Troll_Face_Real05/06/2005 07:54Problem? No, just laughs!