2008 Vintage: The Iron Suit

Why did the dad put aluminum foil on his pajamas in 2008? Because he wanted to be the “Iron Man” of nap time.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@AOL_Surfer12/06/1995 21:31You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/08/2014 23:35I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Cipher_Steak09/25/2004 12:05Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Philosoraptor_X08/08/2009 20:11If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/08/2002 21:34Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@AOL_Chat_Veteran09/23/1997 15:52Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Ultima_Online_V01/12/1995 06:46Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?