2002 Archive: The XXX Movie
He thinks he’s Vin Diesel. I told him Vin Diesel doesn’t wear socks with sandals. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Archive: The XXX Movie
2001 Vintage: Lady Marmalade
Why were there four divas in corsets? Because the “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi” song was everywhere, and nobody knew what it meant, but it sounded… Read More »2001 Vintage: Lady Marmalade
2000 Classic: The “Star Wars
Episode I” Snub: Why was Jar Jar Binks ignored? Because even the Academy has its limits when it comes to “Special Achievements.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Star Wars
2000 Classic: The Scary Movie 2 Hype
“Take my strong hand!” If I hear this one more time, I’m quitting. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2000 Classic: The Scary Movie 2 Hype
1999 Archive: The Laptop Modem
Why was the traveler in the bathroom? It was the only place with a phone jack he could “borrow” to dial into his 56k ISP.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Laptop Modem
1999 Vintage: The Kurt Warner Story
Why was the grocery store so empty? Because the guy stocking the shelves was busy becoming the NFL MVP and leading the “Greatest Show on… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Kurt Warner Story
1998 Legacy: Godzilla (1998)
Why was the monster so big? Because the marketing budget was larger than the actual plot of the movie. Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: Godzilla (1998)
1998 Classic: The Liquid Water on Europa
NASA says there’s water on a moon of Jupiter. I’m still just trying to find a water fountain that works in this office. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Liquid Water on Europa
1998 Archive: The Pager (The Final Peak)
Why did Dad’s belt feel so heavy? Because he had a pager, a cell phone with a 4-inch antenna, and a PalmPilot all clipped on… Read More »1998 Archive: The Pager (The Final Peak)
1998 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re playing StarCraft! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Archive: The Lettuce